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oppa-homeless-style: winjerone: adeptus-astarteej: It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:18:42 +0100

winjerone:

adeptus-astarteej:

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Nobody is making anyone work. If you don’t want to work on that day, don’t.

cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:18:20 +0100

cockbiteproductions:

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

pedipalpi:thank you blizzard for my life

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:18:06 +0100

don't fucking lie to me i know you've seen those furry crocs

pedipalpi:

thank you blizzard for my life

nelmdraws: Amaris.

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:17:51 +0100

nelmdraws:

Amaris.

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:17:22 +0100

i-aint-even-bovvered: whitexblackrose: This is like a...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:16:57 +0100

i-aint-even-bovvered:

whitexblackrose:

This is like a stereotype aliens would come up with for us just through watching our movies.

I like the idea that they don’t make contact because we’re actually fucking terrifying.

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:11:39 +0100

secret-soup: your-local-mexican: ebilflindas: the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:11:33 +0100

secret-soup:

your-local-mexican:

ebilflindas:

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

I’m staying in this bitch ass world just to outlive him

catsecretary: no, it’s wasps

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:11:23 +0100

catsecretary:

no, it’s wasps

ilsoleinunanotte:queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:11:17 +0100

ilsoleinunanotte:

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:09:15 +0100

thedevitoanditsown:kids know whats up

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:09:09 +0100

thedevitoanditsown:

kids know whats up

officialyofficial: Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:08:34 +0100

officialyofficial:

Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh

livelegatolagrange: This scene represents every straight-gay...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:08:19 +0100

livelegatolagrange:

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever

offthebad: me: goodnight! i’m going to bed me at 3am:

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:07:38 +0100

offthebad:

me: goodnight! i’m going to bed

me at 3am:

erikkillmongerdontpullout: patrexes: kai-ni: Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:07:24 +0100

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

patrexes:

kai-ni:

Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’ post?

It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.

Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,

1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and

the final 3rd is people saying ‘op is a necrophile’ which. lemme tell you I’ve been to OP’s blog and yea. they are. post ruined

i mean if you’ve gone to my blog, you’ll actually know i’m not, technically speaking, a necrophile, because i have absolutely no interest in fucking a corpse. i have a “used as a sex toy while dead” fantasy sitch, but that’s not necrophilia on my end. corpses aren’t necrophiles, they’re corpses. so, like, jot that down.

if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.

i don’t know for sure as i’ve, yknow, never tried, and don’t intend to. but i’m sure your intrusive thoughts and sexual fantasies are much more ideologically pure than mine are, so judge away. ✌🏼

I can’t imagine saying any of this and not being embarrassed and ashamed to my core.

bruitist: One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:06:46 +0100

bruitist:

One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.

If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.

mixingmetaphorsoup: kyraneko: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: k-lionheart: bborzoi: you know...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:05:43 +0100

mixingmetaphorsoup:

kyraneko:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

k-lionheart:

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”

If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.

If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.

Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.

Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.

relishboi: they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:03:13 +0100

relishboi:

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

ghostslostinwhatever: memehumor: Damn hackers They’re all of...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:02:56 +0100

ghostslostinwhatever:

memehumor:

Damn hackers

They’re all of pigeons